4.27 chic pea

why chicken urine
isn't made to make hummus
should never be asked

3.29

Thirty / thirty-one
I can never remember
Just how many days

3.28

painting stripes on walls
this hallway grows taller now
brushed on illusions

3.27

these skin covered bones

click away at my wrists edge

nursing away sprains 

3.26

ejaculations
are snow storms of the penis
but she's a typhoon

3.16

im recycling

these caffeinated day dreams

with another cup

3.15

lamplight and fire pits
signal the birth of spring time
before surprise snow

3.14

to open your mind
to the absent of belief
isn't too tricky

3.13

friday the thirteenth

just an ordinary day

nothing to see here

3.12

the rolling sand dunes

are calling out "visit me"

it must spring time

3.11

90s rock music

plays on the oldies station

god damn it i'm old

3.10

hydration is key
sandbox dry skin against mine
please drink more water

3.9

magic books have funny names
like consecution or doth
i'll go read some more

3.8

criss cross applesauce
is a fine pole dancing move
except when i try

3.7

"positionally,"

isn't an official word.

i think it should be.

3.6

10:16 am
brain flossing renews my mind
ready to haiku

3.5

marching the street
human beings get beat down
yes, black lives matter

3.4

adventure calls for

artificial rock climbing

with these broken hands

3.3

marching three by three

the twenty fifteens sail slow

in the night of now

3.2

monday magic shop
pranks, puzzles, card tricks, and coins
its hard to respect

3.1

with surprise letters
filled with cash between pages
the mail person plots

2.1

it's a tricky game
committing to these haikus
every single day

31

the boob light exposed
cupping the perfect ceiling
no need for support

30

she plays the banjo

while tears run down from her eyes

but it sounds happy

29

the perfect snow storm

floats inside the tv screen

safely imagined

28

california soon

shaking away these cold hands

warmth cuddling touch

27

twenty seven days
it's been an interesting year
it just keeps going

26

its monday morning
i wrote this two weeks ago
i'm a time stamp cheat

25

lampshade of the night
projects x-rays on the walls
it feels more like home

24

killing politics
seems more intelligent than
killing the people

23

basement is ready
the new windows are coming
glass blocked and solid

22

its throwback thursday
i'm throwing this haiku back
see you tomorrow

21

creativity
indeed may invoke bordom...
or is that backwards?

20

this motivation
wont last past morning hours.
documented proof

19

monday mornings stop
when afternoon fills my phone
with texts to wake up

18

in your arms I found
pockets of this happiness
but then I fell through

17

cat toys are useless
cardboard boxes and this bag
seems like cat heaven

16

the wind blows through walls
these need more insolation
adulthood welcomes

15

this year in recap
for the first time in my life
i'm a homeowner

14

toothpaste burns my lips
as the brush slides across them
cracked open and bare

13

the umbrella closed
the wind blew it tightly shut
never to open

12

this tarantula
stopped breathing mounted in space
framed up on my wall

11

one one one fifteen
more impact four years ago
one one one one one

5-5-7

Roses are not red
Violets aren't blue
This is not a real haiku

9

a pig in a jar
is almost as good as two
thank goodness they're dead

8

this is a rental
this is not a fiesta
but a fiesta

7

 scraping off my car
vs shoveling the drive way
scraping ice might win

6

freezing cold ice cubes
line the driveway of my home
i'd rather shovel snow

5

this car is useless
wont shift without transmission
waiting for a tow

4

emergency room
isn't as fast as you think
waiting to go home

3

everyday haiku
this is the third day today
haikus are quite hard

2

this blue glass is clear
tipped blue only at the rim
clearly not music

1

this new year is here
and it feels the same the last
new sun everyday